Today I was out at a Goodwill store in the Youngstown, Ohio area. There was an elderly man walking around wearing a kilt. I have no idea why he was wearing a kilt because he didn’t appear to be Scottish and also appeared to be an overzealous christian. He kept cornering young females and asking them to pray with him. He would put up his hands and totally block the aisle so they couldn’t get away from him then he would start saying a bunch of religious stuff. He didn’t even appear to be shopping. He just kept harassing women in the store then he left. I do not trust any man who is wearing a skirt.
In other news, I went to the pet store today and saw the greatest cat brush ever. My cat (dingleberry butt) never lets me brush him, but I found this thing called the “love glove”, despite the name it is not a masturbation device. It is a glove that you can brush your cat with while you pet it, he freaking loves that thing, which is good because he has been looking disheveled lately. Here’s a picture of what the love glove looks like.
Back on subject, it is never acceptable for a man to wear a kilt, especially a celebrity (except for Sean Connery, of course). It will totally ruin their career. Look at Vin Diesel, he went from being the hottest new action star to starring in crappy family friendly movies and Fast & The Furious 6. Want to know what destroyed his tough guy image?