Zombie Car Decals
You ever see those stupid decals people have on their cars that represent members of their immediate family? Now they have zombie family decals, I actually saw someone driving around with these and they were pretty awesome. It also totally works if a member of your immediate family dies, you can just peel off the sticker of the living person and replace them with an awesome zombie sticker, sweet!
Bacon Flavored Lubricant
It either would taste really good or really bad, but at least they haven’t made sardine flavored lube yet.
These are pretty awesome. They have pillow lightsabers, axes, grenades, ninja stars, nunchakus, and scimitars. I could have a lot of fun with these.
I don’t care how bad it is raining out, I would never go out in public in this ridiculous thing. Imagine walking around in this when it stops raining, people will automatically assume you are mentally challenged.
It actually kind of reminds me of Dark Helmet from Spaceballs
This thing looks completely safe. It’s a tent attached to a rope that you can hang from a tree, bridge, or any unsafe thing you can think of to dangle hundreds of feet up in the air from. From the looks of this picture, these 2 are ready for some coitus, which would be really awkward when the tree branch holding them snaps and they get impaled on some rocks in the reverse cowgirl position.
This is a suit that is made out of pajama material. Now you can look like a complete douchebag at home or in the offiice all for the low price of $89.99!