Yesterday I went to the gym and watched Bumble Bee open presents, then went to a birthday party where there was lots of good food and a bunny. Didn’t blog last night because I went to bed early and it was too hard to type while wearing a Slanket (it’s a generic Snuggie).
Anyway, I went to the gym yesterday and saw the most awesome guy that I have ever seen. He looked like he jumped out of a time machine from 1986 but turned into a husky middle aged man along the way. The photo isn’t the best quality because I took it on my phone and was trying to look like I was texting. He is on the treadmill wearing a green tank top which appears to be a size extra large when in reality he is more of a 3XL kind of guy, so it appears a little snug, especially in the mid-section. And yes those are bright orange jogging shorts that he is wearing which are just a tad too short for a man of any age or size to be wearing. And that blue growth growing out of his back is indeed a fanny pack. I bet you thought fanny packs went out of style 20 years ago, if so you are 100% correct.
This afternoon The Mrs. and I went with the in-laws to do some Christmas shopping. We were in the Holiday section of TJ Max when I got the urge to relieve myself. If you have read my blog from last week about men’s restrooms you will know that I was well prepared for whatever dangers may await me on my journey. Considering that I was going to a public men’s room, and in TJ Max of all places, I was anticipating the worst. The horrors that I encountered can only be explained via photograph:
In other news, my cat is so retarded that he chewed on the Christmas tree lights and shorted out the entire bottom string of lights after I spent over an hour fixing them last week. Hopefully, the next time he decides to chew on a light bulb he will get electrocuted and learn his lesson. Actually, he is so stupid he would probably still chew on the light bulbs afterwards.