My cat is crazy, he is so crazy that he scares me. The only thing that scares me more is the thought of him with a weapon. Cats with weapons is like the scariest thing in the world.
It's so cute when cats reenact the death of Alexander Hamilton. Who's Alexander Hamilton? Read a history book, bitch. I like to say bitch a lot.
Freddy Kruger Cat will destroy your couch in your nightmares
Screw Link, I'm going to go rescue Zelda myself
Where the fuck did they get an automatic shotgun? And why did they put it within reach of the cat? That is illegal in so many ways.
Give me some fucking catnip or I'm going to cut this baby's head off!
Cat fight gets real when one of them pulls out a switchblade.
Now everyone is totally screwed
Nothings more dangerous than a cat listening to Scandinavian death metal on it's ipod while smoking a cigarette and holding a knife.
There is only one thing more dangerous than a cat with a weapon and that is Batman. Remember when Batman beat up a shark?
Only Batman is badass enough to fight off a shark with his bare hands (and a can of shark-repellent).
Then there's the time that he beat a couple sharks to death then turned them into nunchucks.
Even Batman with shark-chucks is no match for lightsaber cat