Carlos Santana Is Making Women’s Shoes Now? And Adventures At Sam’s Club

A few days ago The Mrs. and I got a Sam’s Club membership. I haven’t been to Sam’s Club in years and was amazed by the sheer amount of ridiculously over-sized products. The Mrs. also agreed to pose with some of the more absurd items that were on display.

5 gallons of mayonnaise? That won’t even fit in my fridge. Who needs this much mayonnnaise?


6 pounds of nacho cheese? Actually I just had an awesome idea: Nacho Cheese Hot Tub. That would be awesome, at least until I had to scrape hardened nacho cheese out of my pubes.


A giant can of BumbleBee tuna for only $10.99. That’s a pretty good deal, except it would take me months to eat that much tuna, if only it came in small single serving cans!

Then later we went to Famous Footwear, who is now featuring women’s shoes designed by Carlos Santana. Because nothing says Rock and Roll like women’s sandals. Seriously, Carlos Santana, this is what you’ve resorted to? Designing women’s shoes for Famous Footwear? Are you really that hard up for money, you have a fucking a Grammy!

For the low low price of $19.99



Now whenever I hear “Black Magic Woman” on the radio I will think of sensibly priced women’s heels.

I can only imagine what is going to be coming out next: Women’s shoes designed by Rob Thomas, exclusively at Payless.

Why? Because he has no money.

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