The Mrs. has been on a gluten-free diet, so inadvertently I am also on a semi-gluten-free diet because we have no foods containing gluten in the house. However, I have been getting gluten from outside sources so I haven’t been completely gluten-free. She has been eating crackers that are made out of almonds, I decided to try one of them today and to my surprise it tasted nothing like a nut or a cracker, it tasted like pork rinds! Which is weird yet kind of awesome at the same time.
In other news: I went swimming for the first time this year. I have a swimming pool at my apartment complex that I haven’t used until yesterday, however I was a bit perplexed when I put on my bathing suit. It was skin tight and the butt was all worn out on it, I’m not sure if I just gained a bunch of weight since last year, or if I shrunk it, or both. Probably a little bit of both, but I wore it to the pool anyway along with my back which hadn’t been shaved in a few months, so I was definitely a sight to see. Oddly enough, I have no idea why I had a size medium swim suit since I know I wasn’t a size medium last year, anyway I threw it in the dumpster that Mr. Rabies inhabits so now he can wear it to go swimming. Then I went to Target and bought a pair of size XL swim trunks then came home and had the Mrs. shave my back so maybe now I won’t cause blindness when I get into the pull next time.
The Mrs. also got me a reward jar to help manage my ADD. Every time I do something that I’m supposed to do without being asked 5,000 times I put a marble in the jar, then after I get 50 marbles I get a reward of my choosing. Finally, years of procrastination and laziness have payed off! I also decorated the jar with Spider-Man stickers so it looks like it belongs to a 5 year old, so that’s like awesome or really dorky, I’m not sure which.