Star Wars Sex Toys And Bondage Gear

Apparently Star Wars Sex toys exist and are available on Etsy and other places. Most of it is BDSM gear too, didn’t know Star Wars was so closely related to the whole bondage scene except for all of the stuff going on in Jabba The Hut’s palace.

star wars obi wan flogger

This is a flogger that is modeled after Obi Wan Kenobi’s light saber, there are literally dozens of these modeled after pretty much every lightsaber from the movies.

darth vader flogger

here’s one that is modeled after Darth Vader’s there are too many of these too post pictures of all of them

C3PO Vibrator

This C3PO vibrator is all kinds of awkward

R2D2 vibrator

An R2D2 vibrator that I guess wraps around your dick? Just what I want a cold metallic ring vibrating on my dong, it better make bleepity bloop noises while it’s doing it, goddamnit.

Darth Invader Vibrator at least has Darth Vaders helmet on it and you can even shove it up your ass, what more does a Star Wars fan need?

Darth Invader Vibrator at least has Darth Vaders helmet on it and you can even shove it up your ass, what more does a Star Wars fan need?

There are plenty of paddles with various Star Wars images on them. Because bludgeoning your lover with a plain old paddle just won't cut it.

There are plenty of paddles with various Star Wars images on them. Because bludgeoning your lover with a plain old paddle just won’t cut it.

Here is a paddle with an Imperial Insignia on it. You can pretend that your lover is a rebel spy and you can beat them for information.

Here is a paddle with an Imperial Insignia on it. You can pretend that your lover is a rebel spy and you can beat them for information.

And while your beating them make sure they are wearing this slave collar with a rebel insignia on it.

And while your beating them make sure they are wearing this slave collar with a rebel insignia on it.

Here is a lightsaber that is either meant to be used as a whip or for insertion, or maybe both? I have no idea.

Here is a lightsaber that is either meant to be used as a whip or for insertion, or maybe both? I have no idea.

Here is a homemade lightsaber whip that lights up. Who would make such a thing?

Here is a homemade lightsaber whip that lights up. Who would make such a thing?

This sexy motherfucker, that's who!

This sexy motherfucker, that’s who! Come play with him in his elaborate Star Wars themed BDSM dungeon/garage please! Somebody? Anybody? He’ll pay you, of course he will!

I am guessing that these are a blindfold and restraints. They are just made out of material that has Star Wars printed on it, that seems kind of lazy to me.

I am guessing that these are a blindfold and restraints. They are just made out of material that has Star Wars printed on it, that seems kind of lazy to me. And would kind of kill the whole mood and experience for me. 

No Star Wars themed BDSM dungeon is complete without a latex Darth Vader Gimp Suit. Because disfigured cyborgs are sexy.

No Star Wars themed BDSM dungeon is complete without a latex Darth Vader Gimp Suit. Because disfigured cyborgs are sexy.

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