Thanksgiving Themed Porn Is A Thing That Exists

I was sitting around trying to think of something to write about Thanksgiving. The Mrs. suggested I write about gross Thanksgiving food, but then Google Image Search gave me some unexpected results. Not really, I just searched for Thanksgiving porn and a bunch of weird shit came up.


Some of it is pretty tame, there are several galleries of women getting naked then having sex in front of a turkey dinner with all the trimmings. There must be some kind of need for this because there are a lot of these.


Then there is some more obscure stuff, I found a photo gallery of a shemale Native American having sex with a pilgrim. I sincerely doubt the historical accuracy of this one. Total mood killer.


This is a still image from the movie “Thanksgiving Lay” which is full of hot naked Native American and Pilgrim action. Most of these Thanksgiving themed porn movies are pretty racist. It is pretty obvious that Native American porn stars don’t exist.


This lesbian’s bow hunting stance is completely wrong, she clearly has no idea what she is doing. I cannot get into this at all, it’s like they didn’t even bother to have her go through a basic 20 hour bow and arrow training course.


If you’re into Thanksgiving themed pornography that is completely inaccurate and full of shemales and lesbians feel free to check out these cinematic gems. Seriously, they didn’t even bother using period appropriate clothing, they just went to the Halloween store and ordered all the “Slutty Indian” costumes. So lame.